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A
Blonde was down on her luck. In order
to raise some money, she decided to kidnap
a kid and hold him for ransom. She went
to the playground, grabbed a kid, took
him behind a tree, and told him, "I've
kidnapped you." She then wrote a note
saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow
morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and
put it under the pecan tree next to the
slide on the north side of the playground.
Signed, A Blonde." The Blonde then pinned
the note to the kid's shirt and sent him
home to show it to his parents. The next
morning the blonde checked, and sure enough,
a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan
tree. The Blonde opened the bag and found
the $10,000 with a note that said, "How
could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"
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