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A
blonde gets two horses from the ranch,
but she can't tell them apart. She goes
to her neighbor for some advice. The neighbor
tells her to go cut off part of the tail
of one of the horses.
The blonde decides to do that. The next
day the other horse had his tail stuck
to a barbed-wire fence. The blonde has
to cut that one off too. She goes back
to her neighbor for some advice. The neighbor
tells her to go cut off part of one of
the horses' left ear.
She does this, and sure enough, the other
horse his left ear caught in the same
barbed-wire fence. She has to cut part
of that ear off, too. She goes back to
her neighbor, and he tells her to go measure
their heights, so she can tell the difference
between them. She does, and it turns out
that the black horse is two inches taller
than the white horse.
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